I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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