i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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