Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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