rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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