Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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