just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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