arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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