# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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