Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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