The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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