There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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