Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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