Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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