what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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