you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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