Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Found your dick twin last night
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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