..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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