Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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