KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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