North Korea, Best Korea!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
