Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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