wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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