3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Hippo gnu deer
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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