I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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