apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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