I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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