I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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