I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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