i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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