I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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