my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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