She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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