I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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