Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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