you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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