you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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