you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Randomize
