when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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