Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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