he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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