got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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