4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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