I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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I need you to use more vowels.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
