Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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