at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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