dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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