I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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