I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
either way he was missing a nipple.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Randomize
