it hurts more in the daytime
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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