You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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