What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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