what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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