How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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