that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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