1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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